June 28, 2004
I Love Tech More Than You
Much to the enjoyment of Silicon Valley, both Bush and Kerry are sucking up to the tech world.
In a recent top-secret debate held 10 miles below the earth at Bill Gates' "Fallout pad" Kerry was heard telling Bush, "I love tech more than you do."
To which Bush replied, "No you don't," followed by 37 consecutive:
Kerry - "Yes, I do"
Bush - "No, you don't"
The moment climaxed with Kerry saying, "Shut up, big dummy head."
Bush quickly countered with, "I know you are, but what am I?"
The debate grew so intense Steve Jobs had to separate the two men by cajoling each of with a Mac running the new Tiger OS and a free Gmail email account to play with.
Kerry and Bush then apologized and promised to personally invest 1 billion of their inheritance money in risky tech stocks.
The above story is not true. Gates would never invite Jobs to his secret pad.
For real news on why both candidates might be good for the future of tech visit the following:
Bush, Kerry Lay Out Tech Initiatives
Bush Vs. Kerry On Tech
Posted by Buzz Webster at June 28, 2004 05:19 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)
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