May 20, 2004
Five Things You Should Know Before The Weekend
Only one day until Friday and not too much breaking news over on PoliticsOnline, so I thought I would pass on some advice before everyone's brain shuts down for the weekend. You would think some of this stuff is common sense, but you just never know.
1. If you are a super power envied and or hated by many countries, avoid letting soldiers abuse prisoners, take pictures and then post the photos on the internet...twice.
2. If you live in D.C. avoid blogging your sex tales with married elected officials unless of course you are ready to sell the book and movie rights.
3. If you live in D.C. and are an elected official, avoid having sex with people (especially bloggers) other than your spouse, else you might end up in a made for TV movie that I promise will not help you get reelected.
4. If you live in California or India avoid Electronic Voting Machines that print coupons and the latest pick three loto numbers on the receipt.
5. If you are running for office avoid referring to your website in public as "that big old bunch of broken links" or "the thing my geeky nephew built."
Hope this clears up things for some of our readers.
Posted by Buzz Webster at May 20, 2004 10:59 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)
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